Genesis : the birth of the Stella Awards -- Agents of change : abusing the courts to further an agenda -- Medical cases : the wrong medicine -- It's not my responsibility : someone else needs to pay -- Petty squabbles : we need a jury for this? -- It's my right! : the infinite expansion of the Constitution -- It ought to be a crime : lawsuits by inmates and criminals -- The class-action lottery : the queue forms here -- School daze : what are our kids really learning? -- That's just stupid or, don't tell me I don't get my day in court! -- SLAPPs and other corporate abuse : another side of the coin -- Your turn : "try" a few cases -- We appeal! : some lawyer-readers respond -- Conclusion : "what happens" is really up to you.