Description |
318 p. : ill. ; 24 cm. |
Source |
NBK 9/15 PPL |
Contents |
I was a three-year-old arsonist -- My childhood: David Copperfield meets Guns & Ammo magazine -- Stanley, the magic talking squirrel -- Don't tell your parents -- Jenkins, you motherfucker -- If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices -- Draw me a fucking dog -- And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever -- No one ever taught me couch etiquette -- Just your average engagement story -- It wasn't stew -- Married on the Fourth of July -- There's no place like home -- A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week -- The dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know -- If you see my liver, you've gone too far -- My vagina is fine. Thanks for asking -- Phone conversations I had with my husband after I got lost for the eighty thousandth time |
Summary |
In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband. |
Subject |
Lawson, Jenny, 1979-
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Journalists -- United States -- Biography.
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Humorists, American -- 21st century -- Biography.
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Autobiographies
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Genre/Form |
Autobiographical fiction.
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Humorous fiction.
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Added Title |
Let us pretend this never happened |
ISBN |
0399159010 |
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9780399159015 |
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