Edition |
1st ed. |
Description |
278 p. : ill. ; 24 cm. |
Bibliography |
Includes bibliographical references. |
Contents |
The etiquette of downsizing -- Let's all hop in a Ryder truck -- Would Pat Buchanan take a check from Satan? -- Don't vote, it only encourages them -- Democrat? Republican? Can you tell the difference? -- Not on the Mayflower? Then leave! -- Big welfare mamas -- Let's dump on Orange County -- How to conduct the Rodney King Commemorative Riot -- Pagan babies -- Germany still hasn't paid for its sins, and I intend to collect -- So you want to kill the president! -- Show trials I'd like to see -- If Clinton had balls -- Steve Forbes was an alien -- Corporate crooks trading cards -- Why are union leaders so f#!@ing stupid? -- Balance the budget? Balance my checkbook! -- Mike's Penal Systems, Inc. -- Mandate? what mandate? -- My forbidden love for Hillary -- A sperm's right to life -- Let's pick a new enemy! -- Those Keystone Cubans -- What America needs is a makeover -- O.J. is innocent -- The Liddy problem -- I try to commit Bob Dornan -- Skip the candidates, vote for the lobbyists! -- Harassing gays for extra credit -- Take that pen out of Bob Dole's hand -- Free us, Nelson Mandela! -- NAFTA's great! Let's move Washington to Tijuana! -- Why doesn't GM sell crack? -- I want my tax break or I'm leaving -- Mike's militia -- Everyone fired, Wall street reacts favorably. |
Subject |
American wit and humor.
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United States -- Politics and government -- 1993-2001 -- Humor.
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United States -- Social conditions -- 1980- -- Humor.
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ISBN |
051770739X |
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