Triple-sausage stuffing with sausage sauce -- The hidden dangers lurking in your bathroom sink -- They don't make designer colostomy bags -- The joys of a breakfast buffet -- Sure are a lot of memories in this garage -- Salty, sweet, gritty blobs of joy -- You can't go wrong with puppies -- Mister soft e. coli -- Hug them and squeeze them for me -- You don't have to get crazy -- Secure your wig with extra hairpins before lovemaking -- Don't be weird -- His 'n' her tiger-print underwear in soft, shape-retaining fabric -- You make me feel like dancing -- I never knew it could be like this -- This is a prank, right? -- I'm gettin' a tattoo.