Born again -- Congressional interlude I, or Inside the halls of derangement -- The longest three days of my life -- Baghdad interlude, or The derangement at war -- Discover the difference -- Congressional interlude II, or Democrats seize the reins of the derangement -- Bible study -- Conspiracy interlude I, or 9/11 and the derangement of truth -- Peak experience -- Conspiracy interlude II, or The derangement of the American left -- Practice, practice, practice -- Conspiracy interlude III, or The derangement of the peace movement -- The end.