Don't do it / Nicolas Cage -- Like a skinny boxer / Chris Rock -- Being square / John Updike -- A man's voice / Johnny Cash -- Lift everything up / Charlie Haden -- Erotic cheese and crackers / Mary Karr -- A new gift / Andre Dubus and Andre Dubus III -- The craft itself / Uta Hagen -- Use the disadvantage / Michael Caine -- Right in the gut / Mickey Spillane -- You will not find the word "lesbian" / Ann Bannon -- We all die / Walter Mosley -- A family courtesy / Mario Puzo -- Make sense of it later / George Clinton -- Bootzilla twenty-seven hours a day / Bootsy Collins -- Dissonance / Nick Hornby -- In the junkyard / Grandmaster flash -- Alive in a coffin / Paul Schrader -- A difficult place to grow up / Jodie Foster -- I never told jokes / Albert Brooks -- Beauty gone berserk / Divine -- Kissing and licking boots / Mary Woronov -- To iron a shirt / Joyce Johnson -- So what? / Larry Rivers -- Not to think / Sonny Rollins -- Send the salami / Hal David -- Like raw meat / Isabella Rossellini -- A little out of whack / Dennis Hopper -- The way people look / Chuck Close -- It gets harder / Frank Stella -- Mom, dad, I want to be a tap dancer / Conan O'Brien -- Nothing else would matter / Eric Clapton -- A large feminine side / Steven Tyler and Joe Perry -- Too much for you to take / Gene Simmons -- Dramatic beats / Samuel L. Jackson -- Stop acting / Dustin Hoffman -- In that hurricane / James Baldwin -- A place of protection / Carol Shields -- A fraudulent angel / Maurice Sendak.
