The Darwin awards : What are they? -- Natural selection : Animal misadventures -- Relatively dangerous : A family affair -- "I fought the law..." : Stupid criminal tricks -- Up in smoke : Fire and explosives -- Leaps of faith : Fatal falls -- Military intelligence : Uninformed men -- Testosterone poisoning : Macho men -- Dangerous liaisons : Unsafe sex -- Davey Jones' locker : Watery demise -- Man's favorite toy : Penis envy -- Foolish ingenuity : End of the line.