Bernie Bridges, the egotistical planner and schemer for a group of fourth-graders at The Rotten School, is determined to outsmart his rival in a pie-eating contest.
Contents
Morning announcements -- Breakfast in bed -- Feenman and Crench -- A crowd gathers -- My archenemy -- My million-dollar watch -- Headmaster upchuck -- Chipmunk -- My friend beast -- Pie fight -- Allergic to pie -- 25 chocolate cakes -- Jennifer Ecch -- The horrible accident -- 25 blueberry pies -- Eat pie! -- The big barf-off -- Busted -- Dance lessons.
